A few rules before joining:

Rule the First: Enjoy, if you must, the relationship between Sunny Baudelaire and the Incredibly Deadly Viper.

Rule the Second: If you decide that you are dedicated enough to join this foul fanlisting, enter your name (or a suitable alias), your email (or that of one of your enemies), and your country (or a country you have heard of).

Rule the Third: If you own a webpage, add a code to your site, otherwise the other members may not recognize you when you are trying to escape from danger, and you will perish in a terrible accident involving a cheese grater and a rhinoceros.